Supercut of Robert Pattinson talking about how bad “Twilight” is. Compilation of clips from various interviews.
OMFG IF THERE IS ONE THING YOU DO TODAY, WATCH THIS VIDEO. AHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I wonder if he knows that he has won the approval of the entire population of tumblr because of his beautiful hatred of his own damn movies.
DYING. Nobody hates Twilight more than poor Robert.
"Station management has opened its door for the first time in my memory and is now ROAMING THE BUILDING………"
I no longer need you to fuck me as hard
as I hate myself.
Make love to me
like you know I am better than the worst thing I ever did.
I’m new to this
but I have seen nearly every city from a rooftop without jumping.
I have realized
that the moon did not have to be full for us to love it.
We are not tragedies
stranded here beneath it.
|—||We Were Emergencies - Buddy Wakefield (via shit-gaze)|
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
HARRY POTTER FANS WATCH THIS
HOLY SHIT IT IS VERY VERY VERY VERY COOL
Oh my gosh this is legit one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in my life! This is SO COOL, seriously just click on it, oh my gosh.
This is how I imagined wizard duels I actually like this better than the duels in the movie because there are spells that actually do things other than make stuff explode.If I didn’t know better I would have thought that this was professionally made, WOW. <3
FUCK HOLY SHIT GIVE THESE GUYS A MOVIE DEAL BECAUSE GODDAMN
VFX ROCKIN IT. Magic-based action short.